I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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