I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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