I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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