Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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