Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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