i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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