maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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