Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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