yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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