You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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