That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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