fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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