Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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