Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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