Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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