god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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