Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Randomize
