thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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