Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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