yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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