none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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