I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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