I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
They are going to name an STD after you.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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