Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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