Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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