you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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