I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
ok first of all what the fuck
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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