rhymes with "ouble enetration"
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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