Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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