oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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