Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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