Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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