Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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