just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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