It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
