I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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