Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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