i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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