AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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