Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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