Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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