brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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