Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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