Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Randomize