Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
