I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Randomize
