I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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