If i come over, it means nothing
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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