Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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