brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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