why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
I did not marry a roomba.
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