dude i'm inner monologue high
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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