It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
