I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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