she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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