He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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